The simplest things wind him up - such as eating my dinner without a knife. It’s not that I don’t use one, I’m just far too lazy to bother with it when I’m eating something like mashed potato, chips or peas or whatever else doesn’t really require cutting. 

 He started up once again at dinner and I was trying so hard not to laugh as I ate my entire meal with only my fork - which is quite a challenge when you’ve got an entire pie to eat. 

 He’s still moaning to my Mother now. 

 You’d think all that weed he smoked would mellow him out. 

I think this picture is once again needed :’)